Peter: stupid fisherman, he dont even know im watchin him

Judge: aww aren't you cute, Lethal Injection. Next.

Until we're syndicated fox will have let us die, please!

Chris: try to guess what word I'm thinking of and it's not kitty.

Stewie: you know I've read that starlight gives u cancer, but then again what doesn't these days.

wait a minute you ass just sneezed, and horses can't talk. no nothing about this adds up at all.

Bicuspid we meet again, have at you!

Peter: it reminds me of something I read in a book one time.
Brian: are you sure of was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: oh yea.

Peter: am, am I supposed to conduct with my penis.

Peter: Paramedics come on down

Diabeto: momma can I have a cookie?
 Mom: no Diabeto, roll back to kitchen.

Everybody but Chris just keep your pants on

Peter: You might say, Shockingly, expensive.

Stewie: what are you looking at you infantile stupid, damn you and such.

stewie: Oh playdough spaghetti? we had play dough spaghetti last night, and thats all we had.

lois: peter did u just throw those women away? peter: NO! .. maybe.

Adam West: Perhaps it was the Noid that should have avoided me.

Peter: when my dad wants something its like sex with kobe bryant. you can kick and scream all you want but ..... its gunna happen.

Brian: 400 dollars? this is a bigger rip off than peters sounds of the rainforest cd.

Peter: Sometimes .... i don't.... believe... i know you

Peter: Worst thing we got here is jamimas withneses.

Peter: how do i get stewie to like me again? Brian: that depends, do you really wanna know or are you just asking random questions again? peter: Whats a hypotenuse?

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.

Peter: Hey, Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican party, an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.