stewie: Oh playdough spaghetti? we had play dough spaghetti last night, and thats all we had.

lois: peter did u just throw those women away? peter: NO! .. maybe.

Adam West: Perhaps it was the Noid that should have avoided me.

Peter: when my dad wants something its like sex with kobe bryant. you can kick and scream all you want but ..... its gunna happen.

Brian: 400 dollars? this is a bigger rip off than peters sounds of the rainforest cd.

Peter: Sometimes .... i don't.... believe... i know you

Peter: Worst thing we got here is jamimas withneses.

Peter: how do i get stewie to like me again? Brian: that depends, do you really wanna know or are you just asking random questions again? peter: Whats a hypotenuse?