wait a minute you ass just sneezed, and horses can't talk. no nothing about this adds up at all.

Bicuspid we meet again, have at you!

Peter: it reminds me of something I read in a book one time.
Brian: are you sure of was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: oh yea.

Peter: am, am I supposed to conduct with my penis.

Peter: Paramedics come on down

Diabeto: momma can I have a cookie?
 Mom: no Diabeto, roll back to kitchen.